January 2012
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another year without a new years kiss
December 2011
27 tags
I love how many great kansas city blogs there are
jk
there aren’t
>:( gotta hold it down for the underground.
i feel bad for people who wear mac miller shirts
So apparently some ignorant bitches are going around saying I’m gay lol
Here are the reasons:
I wear a peacoat
I’m single
First of all, I’m sorry that I have more style in my coat then is in your entire wardrobe
second of all, I’m single cause I’m fat
and because I can’t stand bitches
lololol
Anonymous asked: is it cool if i add you on fb?
Anonymous asked: one of your pics with the dog thing on your head lol
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Anonymous asked: so that pic of you with the dog thing on really creeps me out lol just sayin
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I worked in electronics today at work \m/ it was badass
granted I had to bullshit my way through so much. :L
But I sold a 1000 dollar camera combo
awh yeah
Merry fucking Christmas. Now go
Merry fucking Christmas. Now go fuck yourself.
all I want for christmas is someone to give me a new years kiss at midnight.
girls in real life: ABS ABS ABS
girls on tumblr: skinny skinny skinny
me: oh.
plastic surgeon: how can i help you
me: well, i was wondering if you could remove this general area
plastic surgeon: you just gestured to your entire face
me: yea so can you do it
Send me a “dear ____” and I’ll reply with...
Anonymous asked: i did call you fluffy, but you know i think you're sexy, ive told you before that I totally would if i could ;)
